THE PROMISE OF PLENTITUDE Nicki Clarke I have fucked bankers minister's sons poets bricklayers train drivers anarchists teachers cops accountants insurance agents junkies socialists in love in passion in hatred photographers schoolgirls schoolboys builders hippies dancers busdrivers speedfreaks musicians gamblers dreamers out of boredom and despair out of curiosity and companionship footballers astrologists socialworkers tram conductors nurses electricians glassfitters alcoholics publicservants dealers for fun for drugs for revenge for control surfers computer operators actors activists stockbrokers witches intellectuals pranksters shopassistants writers and criminals out of loneliness out of necessity out of desire But I've not yet fucked a judge up the arse with a dildo.